Thats why it takes so long to filter through my FHG’s people like to hit me up on ICQ and ask me if i will add their galleries to my site. Short answer, eventually.

Elaborate?

Well i may add 10 of your 400 galleries because only 10 might be any good. In which case i spend alot of time filtering out your crap galleries. You could do me a favor and make really good galleries then it would just be cake for me.

But there is a problem.

Problem A: Program owners are out of touch
Problem B: The larger the program the larger the gap
Problem C: Your contacting me via ICQ (OK not really a problem im just being bitchy)

Well seems to me theres not sure fire solution, short of people getting their heads out of their asses? Whats a boy supposed to do?

1. Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
2. Lack of emotion or feeling; impassiveness.

Example:
Pimpsticky.com the persona is apathetic that pimpsticky.com the blog looks one way in firefox and nother way in internet explorer.

Apathy, A - P - A - T - H - Y, Apathy

Seems simple but alot of people forget the golden rule, you need to know what you need before you pay to have it.
Just a little food for the wise to would be masters of the industry, it’s better to understand completely what solutions are available before you start building your own kit. I personally wouldnt have it any other way but with ten years of industry experience it’s not so hard to dictate what must be done.

PS: You Suck

Thats smart right?

I mean my programmer is awesome he does stuff i couldnt figure out for the life of me i give him a 10 out of 10. So outsourcing is the right thing to do right?

Yeah i think so too! but sometimes, it just doesnt work out that way.

There is this one company, that will remain nameless ( They might start locking their doors at night and foil my rampage, better they stay unsuspecting. )

Sometimes your vendors just start getting greedy and out of control, the only solution is to kill them. Yes, secretly sneak into their home late at night and hack them to death with a ten dollar machete from lowes.

Of course im only kidding

RIGHT?

But who has the money for expensive support contracts for already expensive services in a world where the dollar is declining and inflation is looming. (Whoa that almost seemed like a rational thought, or at least a plausabile defense after I murder somebody.)

Of course I am just blowing off steam. . . .

Instead of blowing off someones fucking head with a stainless steel well balanced beretta nine milimiter thats so smooth when it recoils you dont even need a laser sight to put enough holes in someones skull to turn them into a human bowling ball. . .

Just kidding . . ( FUcKerS )

If i really wanted to kill you, i would outsource it

http://flashblock.mozdev.org/

http://forecastfox.mozdev.org/

http://fasterfox.mozdev.org/

http://minimizetotray.mozdev.org/

http://performancing.com/

http://quicknote.mozdev.org/

http://ietab.mozdev.org/

http://tmp.garyr.net/

http://firefox.exxile.net/index.php

http://www.tapouillo.com/firefox_extension/

http://viamatic.com/blogs/index.php/firefox

http://www.kevinfreitas.net/extensions/measureit/

http://www.kevinfreitas.net/extensions/linkchecker/

Those are some of my handiest finds, if you know some hot ones leave a comment about them, thanks!

How does it work exactly? Buy advertising for 3 months get nominated? Buy advertising for a year improve your odds? Prepay for 2 years and your the winner?
(A bunch of fat guys in a room naked sucking each others cocks)

How many tokens do you have to put in something stupid like that to get your rewards?

Somebody like choker should actually get an xbiz award his click brokering system has created a commodities market for adult traffic. It’s set the standard and now clones are popping up left and right. But hes not gonna get one.

Why? Because the award process is bullshit, and biased! Do I know this for a fact? NO im guessing. In fact im just ranting. I guess thats just the bad thing about blogs.

And the worst part about thumb management scripts is logging in to crop stuff.

Like take today for example, i had to toss in the trash the usual 75% of sponsor galleries because they are crap.

How many times did i have to hunt down the delete link in ST or the decline link in Comus? A bazillion times? Correct a whole fucking lot.

It would be neat if there was a hotkey that would allow me to avoid the whole mess. I dont know if you can do that with an online app. But what about a better UI? (Thats user interface for you know nothings out there)

I mean how about a nice juicy decline button or approve button or something anything. Doesnt even have to be a button use some cascading style sheets.

Another peeve i have with ST is the fact that the thumbnail display screen is fixed width, would be great if the thumbs just wrapped around the screen instead of forcing scroll bars. I think you can use some css here too and set it in a div that wraps or something like that. (You think im css wizard or something? No, but apparently your not either, no maybe i shouldnt add that comment its kind of hostile, oh well, fuckit)

Or better yet how about another free idea for somebody thats enterprising, how about a windows based program that you can use to manage this whole thumb making business. It could have nice hotkeys and all that good shit, could make it in java or as a flash desktop app maybe? Dont really know but either way you get cross compatibility On different operating systems.

RECAP:
ALL OF YOUR UI’s SUCK
OR
I really hate making thumbs all day
OR
Thursday night is a good night to get your drink on!
OR
Its noon time and im due for a siesta anyway so who gives a shit, ya.
( I vote for all of the above)

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