So there are people out there that think i came down with the last drop of rain. I honestly believe that, it’s the reason why i got 400 emails a day trying to sell me stocks. The reason i get 20 emails a day telling me my checking account with a bank i dont even bank with needs me to email them with sensitive information. I can only guess that it’s also the reason people ICQ me trying to sell me stuff. OK no problem here if you have a reputable site. But folks if you dont even have a web site and at least three or four reputable clients, dont bother me at all. PERIOD. I dont know you so i will not do business with you, especially if you don’t even have a site. How am i suppose to validate your services?

Maybe thats the point?

Duh Fucking Duh, PimpSticky.com aint your fucking Mark, Bitches!

Why don’t sponsors have Blogs? Seems like they should be face first trying to tell us what goes on in their daily operations and how they are trying to make the world a better place for us money hungry affiliates. Why does it seem like everything has changed in this business except the aloof affiliate program owners, the majority are still clinging on to the assumption that they live in an ivory tower. I suppose its too risky for someone with a program to actually say how they feel. Oh well so much for Guts and Glory!

After digging around my domain name treasure trove i found another gem, cockcandy.com this little beauty is another one of my duh duh death defying attempts at a TGP. The niche is of course cumshots, blowjobs, and oral sex. Or as i like to call it CBO. The inital trades have been established and traffic is growing nicely. If you want to chat me up about some traffic just contact me via icq: 2508348.

Let me pose a question, How much does it cost to get a new customer as opposed to keeping an existing one?

I have to tell you I wonder if anybody is actually thinking about the big picture, recently a software company was gloating about how many sales they have for their product. The number was indeed something to brag about, but I wonder how many happy customers actually exist for the firm.

I personally use their products, in fact just purchased another copy. I mean there was a big celebratory sale going on 10% now thats nice. I continue to use the product even though support for the product is not exactly what i consider top notch.

WHY?

I suppose it has to do with overall value. I never really thought about this untill now. The initial price of the product was low its feature set seemed pretty decent. A relatively smart script in my opinion although it lacks some of the power of the leading product in its field. That was a compromise i was willing to take, I figured what the hell its rumoured to work on sites doing over a million hits it has to be good!

Sure enough it is good, but there are just so many god damn quirks to using the thing that it damn near drives you insane. However to be fair this is to be expected for any product designed for our industry. (READ: We NEED More PRO Software Companies!)

I Digress. The issue is value, how much is the initial price worth to you if over the long term support is slow or worse ceases to exist. How many times have you purchased software just to watch that company go out of business all together? How much does lack of support cost you?

Afraid to say?

OK, I will go first. The total amount spent on derelect software for my company in the past five years exceeds ten thousand U.S Dollars. Certainly a lesson learned the hard way, wouldnt you say?

I love having my own business, its sorta the American dream you know? But the fantasy of it all grinds down quickly into grim reality. This business is dog eat dog, or if you prefer squirrel screwing squirrel screwing squirrel. Just when its all figured out the rug gets pulled, every day is an excercise in crisis management ( OK Im exagerrating it’s really every other day.) What matters most i suppose is that you call the shots for you!


What’s my point? What am I getting at? I don’t really know I just like the sound of it. . .

What ever happened to just saying what you mean?
Or how about an honest deal?
What am I talking about?

OK heres the thing, signed up for that new popular traffic broker everyone is trying out. And sure they only take ten points off the top but. . . BUT they skim three to five points of your traffic forever!

HAH! so thats not publicized of course, at least not at the time of this writing. Of course you can partially offset this by putting up their button and getting another five points commission.

BUT BUT BUT How much are your clicks worth?

Me? I only sell premium stuff so if they are skimming a few points then they must be generating sales. Now if this is the case, which of course it is. Then they are getting alot more than ten points off of me. Solution?

SELL GARBAGE TRAFFIC!

OR? Figure it out for yourself

So as you should know by now i swear by arrow scripts. Their quality traffic trading systems are to me the best in the game! Heres a company that “gets it” whenever i have a question no matter how seemingly stupid or small i get a prompt and courteous reply. I don’t have to wait around for four days to hear back from someone, post on some stupid board and wait around hoping the so called “community” chimes in with a response, jump through monkey hoops or sell my soul to the devil! This is how business should be done, pay for a product get good support buy more product. Seems like a win/win situation to me! If you havent checked them out visit them today tellem pimpsticky sent ya theres no money in for me im just sharing the love folks

I feel like sharing with ya so today im gonna let you in on a neat tool i just picked up for free.
Its called Qumana blogger, very nice software. Its a good piece of desktop software that lets you make blog entries without even logging in. Try it out you might like it.

This blog is funny, few people admit to even reading it. Then the ones that do always feel like im talking about them. A few even think im just being angry and full of hate. Well this blog is not just a message of hate its an open invitation to improve. Plus its full of cryptic and lunatic like messages mixed in for my own amusement. RELAX its just a fucking blog bitches