Business is such a fun thing, i love being in business for myself. I find these wonderful situations in which i need to do five things at once. So the best bet is to pay people to do alot of these things while i focus on what i do best.

Thats smart right?

I mean my programmer is awesome he does stuff i couldnt figure out for the life of me i give him a 10 out of 10. So outsourcing is the right thing to do right?

Yeah i think so too! but sometimes, it just doesnt work out that way.

There is this one company, that will remain nameless ( They might start locking their doors at night and foil my rampage, better they stay unsuspecting. )

Sometimes your vendors just start getting greedy and out of control, the only solution is to kill them. Yes, secretly sneak into their home late at night and hack them to death with a ten dollar machete from lowes.

Of course im only kidding

RIGHT?

But who has the money for expensive support contracts for already expensive services in a world where the dollar is declining and inflation is looming. (Whoa that almost seemed like a rational thought, or at least a plausabile defense after I murder somebody.)

Of course I am just blowing off steam. . . .

Instead of blowing off someones fucking head with a stainless steel well balanced beretta nine milimiter thats so smooth when it recoils you dont even need a laser sight to put enough holes in someones skull to turn them into a human bowling ball. . .

Just kidding . . ( FUcKerS )

If i really wanted to kill you, i would outsource it