. . . . about money

Thats why it takes so long to filter through my FHG’s people like to hit me up on ICQ and ask me if i will add their galleries to my site. Short answer, eventually.

Elaborate?

Well i may add 10 of your 400 galleries because only 10 might be any good. In which case i spend alot of time filtering out your crap galleries. You could do me a favor and make really good galleries then it would just be cake for me.

But there is a problem.

Problem A: Program owners are out of touch
Problem B: The larger the program the larger the gap
Problem C: Your contacting me via ICQ (OK not really a problem im just being bitchy)

Well seems to me theres not sure fire solution, short of people getting their heads out of their asses? Whats a boy supposed to do?

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n.

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Apathy, A - P - A - T - H - Y, Apathy

If you need software in this business you have 3 options.
Buy it off the shelf (if it exists)
Build it yourself (if you can code)
Hire A Programmer (if you can tell him what to code)

Seems simple but alot of people forget the golden rule, you need to know what you need before you pay to have it.
Just a little food for the wise to would be masters of the industry, it’s better to understand completely what solutions are available before you start building your own kit. I personally wouldnt have it any other way but with ten years of industry experience it’s not so hard to dictate what must be done.

I know a good site when i see one and this program has about a half dozen good sites. The picture consistantly of the highest quality, the galleries are well made. And the promo tools are quite innovative. If you have not joined up with these guys yet then your missing out on easy money. Promote Perfect Gonzo Because They Dont Suck. .

The award for shittiest implementation of a FHG system goes to AEBN their wonderful unfriendly link printing system leaves so much to be desired. There really is no way to describe how craptastic it is go see for yourself, then hang yourself in your guest bathroom to end the suffering.

PS: You Suck

Business is such a fun thing, i love being in business for myself. I find these wonderful situations in which i need to do five things at once. So the best bet is to pay people to do alot of these things while i focus on what i do best.

Thats smart right?

I mean my programmer is awesome he does stuff i couldnt figure out for the life of me i give him a 10 out of 10. So outsourcing is the right thing to do right?

Yeah i think so too! but sometimes, it just doesnt work out that way.

There is this one company, that will remain nameless ( They might start locking their doors at night and foil my rampage, better they stay unsuspecting. )

Sometimes your vendors just start getting greedy and out of control, the only solution is to kill them. Yes, secretly sneak into their home late at night and hack them to death with a ten dollar machete from lowes.

Of course im only kidding

RIGHT?

But who has the money for expensive support contracts for already expensive services in a world where the dollar is declining and inflation is looming. (Whoa that almost seemed like a rational thought, or at least a plausabile defense after I murder somebody.)

Of course I am just blowing off steam. . . .

Instead of blowing off someones fucking head with a stainless steel well balanced beretta nine milimiter thats so smooth when it recoils you dont even need a laser sight to put enough holes in someones skull to turn them into a human bowling ball. . .

Just kidding . . ( FUcKerS )

If i really wanted to kill you, i would outsource it