Branding IS Dead
I cant state how underwhelmed I am with how crappy big huge programs are failing to make any brands worth a damn. Sure a few out there seem to whip up interesting themes and brand names, but for the majority its pretty god damn pathetic.
Like for example if i had a huge collection of ethnic movies i wouldnt name the site minority girls or some generic label shit crap name like that. Its common sense that the more you make something memorable the better.
And while we are on the subject of stupid brand names, I want to state once and for all and let me be clear.
The word PASS is fucking played out bitches!
Yup dont use that god damn word anymore anywhere, if you do. When i see you next time im going to slap the shit out of you.
There are about two dozen porn sites with the word pass in the URL, isnt it about time you guys just let it go??? You have a pass i have a pass everyone has a pass. Hell when you think about it any site that gives away usernames gives away a pass.
It was neat when it first started but its pretty god damn lame now.
Its up there with the burnt out terms like cash and bucks, sad part is I don’t even think you people realize how sad the shit really looks.
I mean when you clone each other every month do you have to clone the names too?
Well of course you do.
I mean its not like your good at anything except taking another concept and sticking your label on it.
Sure i know what your thinking, but i tell you what if im wrong you can kiss my dick and if im right you can go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day!
Shit head to substitite for asshole
Hey gang!
Been doing some thinking lately, and i decided to take a radical departure in the way i communicate my feelings.
Asshole will no longer be used by me as a form of profanity from now on i will use the much better phrase shit head.
Why?
It’s simple an ass hole is a vital orifice so calling someone this term is almost a sort of compliment. As everyone will confess life without an asshole would probably be very uncomfortable.
A shit head on the other hand, now thats a really useless individual and the term is best used in a deragatory sense. Like hey shit head get the fuck off my property!
Give this a try in your daily life you might find that you like it better.
Thats all for now shit heads! (not you im just practicing)
Haters And Fans
Its funny, people actually read this blog and take it seriously. I mean sure theres a bit to be learned when im not venting but i guess thats what gets them going. Like when im complaining about how much something sucks, then i talk to to a guy, and hes all hot headed because he took it to heart. WHy? Sensitive? Emotional? Little dick, bitch made, sissy boys? Go home to your fucking momma if you dont like the blog bitches.
Sorry that was un called for, i Guess im cruel.
At any rate i have a story for the non believers. Its about the ants and the elephant.
One day an old elephant was at the watering hole drinking his fill, there was a tribe of ants sipping from a puddle near by. The elephant being high and mighty took a shit in the puddle then laughed. Later in life the elephant stumbled and hurt itself, nobody knows what happend but the elephant was weakened. Weary and exhausted it stopped under a shade tree to rest. The ants remembered the elephant and began to swarm over its wounds. Too tired and too sanguine to notice the insignificant ants, they swarmed over him in a billion passes eating away all bits of flesh till there was nothing left.
The End.
Moral of the story?
Smile Now, and Cry Later
Or, Your Loss Is My Gain
Or, IM coming to get ya.
Or, I just made you smile 
Sponsor Submissions
Dear sponsors please stop submitting your galleries to me, I just havent found the time to signup for your FHG’s yet. Either that or they sucked so bad they did not warrent even the issuing of a text link for your inclusion in my index. Fuck you very much and have a nice day.
One touch updating
OKay!
Remember my rant about how much the interfaces sucked on ST and Comus?
Well today its still true.
But i figured out how to make my updates go 1000% faster.
I could tell you how, but i would have to kill you.
Actually you could pay me to teach you how and then we could all be satisfied.
Heres the thing about me, i like to get paid. And well so do you, but this blog is not about me teaching you everything i know for you to make money and laugh to the bank. Sure i drop a little knowledge but just enough to satisfy my personal interest in helping people get their heads out of their asses.
My consulting fee is 100$ an hour, i spend alot of time figuring shit out. Charity begins at home folks, so stay the fuck at home and dont come outside and try to stomp with the big dogs if you dont wanna pay to play.
Oh yeah, by the way, Blow me! . .
Controlling Traffic
The business of controlling traffic is like employing a wild beast. At best it may tow your cart for a few yards. At worst it may overturn your cart and devour your children. . . .
Amazon Does Storage
For those that want a glimpse of the future check this out http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/102-1531703-7456917?redirect=true&node=16427261
Long story short amazon is in the ip storage business, im not sure how to use it or what it means yet. But i want to figure it out for my business because it seems like a good thing. Anybody out there know the implications of this? (OK figured)
Limitless storage ~ wonder what i could do with that
Work Smarter
I just started using a sweet plugin for firefox thats just too damn nice not to share, its called tab sidebar Theres plenty a smart webmaster can do with something like this. It comes in especially handy when blazing through thumb ques in smart thumbs. I could say more but you could always try using your imagination too! (hint stop feeding your hamster crack, and the wheel in your head moves alot smoother)
Its because i care
. . . . about money
Thats why it takes so long to filter through my FHG’s people like to hit me up on ICQ and ask me if i will add their galleries to my site. Short answer, eventually.
Elaborate?
Well i may add 10 of your 400 galleries because only 10 might be any good. In which case i spend alot of time filtering out your crap galleries. You could do me a favor and make really good galleries then it would just be cake for me.
But there is a problem.
Problem A: Program owners are out of touch
Problem B: The larger the program the larger the gap
Problem C: Your contacting me via ICQ (OK not really a problem im just being bitchy)
Well seems to me theres not sure fire solution, short of people getting their heads out of their asses? Whats a boy supposed to do?
APATHY
ap·a·thy (ăp‘ə-thē)
n.
- Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
- Lack of emotion or feeling; impassiveness.
Example:
Pimpsticky.com the persona is apathetic that pimpsticky.com the blog looks one way in firefox and nother way in internet explorer.
Apathy, A – P – A – T – H – Y, Apathy
