XBIZ Nominees
What is an Xbiz nominee anyway?
Or for that matter any of these adult awards?
Since when does a trade publication constitute a non-biased entity?
How does it work exactly? Buy advertising for 3 months get nominated? Buy advertising for a year improve your odds? Prepay for 2 years and your the winner?
(A bunch of fat guys in a room naked sucking each others cocks)
How many tokens do you have to put in something stupid like that to get your rewards?
Somebody like choker should actually get an xbiz award his click brokering system has created a commodities market for adult traffic. It’s set the standard and now clones are popping up left and right. But hes not gonna get one.
Why? Because the award process is bullshit, and biased! Do I know this for a fact? NO im guessing. In fact im just ranting. I guess thats just the bad thing about blogs.
Smart Thumbs And Comus Are Great But . . .
I love automation but lets face it folks the best thumbs require some human intervention.
And the worst part about thumb management scripts is logging in to crop stuff.
Like take today for example, i had to toss in the trash the usual 75% of sponsor galleries because they are crap.
How many times did i have to hunt down the delete link in ST or the decline link in Comus? A bazillion times? Correct a whole fucking lot.
It would be neat if there was a hotkey that would allow me to avoid the whole mess. I dont know if you can do that with an online app. But what about a better UI? (Thats user interface for you know nothings out there)
I mean how about a nice juicy decline button or approve button or something anything. Doesnt even have to be a button use some cascading style sheets.
Another peeve i have with ST is the fact that the thumbnail display screen is fixed width, would be great if the thumbs just wrapped around the screen instead of forcing scroll bars. I think you can use some css here too and set it in a div that wraps or something like that. (You think im css wizard or something? No, but apparently your not either, no maybe i shouldnt add that comment its kind of hostile, oh well, fuckit)
Or better yet how about another free idea for somebody thats enterprising, how about a windows based program that you can use to manage this whole thumb making business. It could have nice hotkeys and all that good shit, could make it in java or as a flash desktop app maybe? Dont really know but either way you get cross compatibility On different operating systems.
RECAP:
ALL OF YOUR UI’s SUCK
OR
I really hate making thumbs all day
OR
Thursday night is a good night to get your drink on!
OR
Its noon time and im due for a siesta anyway so who gives a shit, ya.
( I vote for all of the above)
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Mental Note #4589
When you goto a potential trade and see MYSQL errors or lots and lots of broken images or just strange things that make you go hmmmmm, RUN dont walk, get as much distance between you and it as possible.
And whatever you do, dont look back. Not for all the cookies and milk in the world. Just keep on going, save yourself before its too late
Getting Good Trades Is Like Dating A Pretty Girl
Hey babe,
heard you got good productivity.
Lets go out on a date.
No?
Why?
Oh. . .
Is it because im not your type?
Is it because you think your better than me?
Is it because you think im not cute?
You think im ugly dont you?
BITCH!
WHORE!
Its ok, i know you dont mean it. YOu cant see it. But im drinking milk, for strong bones and a healthy body. And when my dicks in your ass then you’ll know. I love you sweety.
(OK that didnt come out right, I hope people know what i mean. Heh, fuckit)
FUCKIT
FUCK THIS SHIT
AHHHHHH
(Hmmm ok, maybe not)
Schedule This!
Lately im battling the burnout demon and it occured to me the big problem is lack of organization on my part.
So im starting to work on a schedule for the week.
It’s been done before lets see if it works.
In other news, my latest TGP Googiver is doing just fine, im spending alot of time on it these days just to make sure things go smooth while its young (While its young? Sounds like its alive.).
Traffic is rising steadily and i can entertain trades of 2,000 per day. Not super duper but hey its productivity is pretty nifty. If your game for it my icq is 2508348
The Best Way To Get New Spam
So been doing my duty building the internet again which kinda requires that i submit stuff to search engines TGP’s etc. And every time i do, i get a fresh crop of hot fresh spam!
Yes folks its a little known/well known/ unknown secret that the best way to get more spam is to submit things to other webmasters, and webmaster services.
It’s almost as if some of them are spammers, or at the least some of them have sloppy security allowing for others to hijack their lists. Frankly it just sucks goat how shitty the situation has become.
Gone are the days when a guy could just submit to 1000 different places and not expect 100 pieces of junkmail the next day. Oh well i guess its better than 1000 pieces, call it spam karma.
This Blog Needs An Enema
Pimpsticky.com is pretty tired looking lately. I havent updated with an entry or antyhing for a while. Almost seems like i stopped blogging. Well I guess i have and havent, what’s really happening, Is im busy and don’t see the point to blog so much. I guess im feeling nostalgic today.
I decided this blog needs an enema, a fresh theme some new content maybe even some TLC. People are actually reading the thing and I guess that should be encouraging.
Thats all fine and good but these things are not enough to make me want to blog.
You know what would get me back into the act? Something that made blogging so easy i could just do it whenever i wanted to. Oddly enough i just happened to find the perfect tool for the job.
The good folks at performancing.com have created the most clever and useful firefox plugin to date. All you have to do is download it and configure it and presto you can make blog entries directly from it. No need to login to your booring ass blog admin or any of that tired crap.
So maybe i will blog more often, but just maybe i wont. After all thats the best part of a blog, I can do what i want when i want to
GooGiver.com
Just launched a new site today GooGiver
Its running AT3 and Smart Thumbs (ST) ~ Good stuff
I started using ST on one of my other TGP’s not long ago allblackvids
Im still using Comus on bigcummovies but im not sure for how long.
You see i like comus but i just dont really understand it as well as i do ST
Im trying a new format with googiver i used to stick to strictly making my sites viewable for 800×600 but now im shooting for 1025×768
My logic is that if your going to do big thumbs and offer movies, most likely your target audience is broadband and has a newer computer. This means you can give them more smut per pixel than before.
I havent changed 100% though i still recommend optimizing for 800×600 for paysites etc.