Hey gang!
Been doing some thinking lately, and i decided to take a radical departure in the way i communicate my feelings.

Asshole will no longer be used by me as a form of profanity from now on i will use the much better phrase shit head.

Why?

It’s simple an ass hole is a vital orifice so calling someone this term is almost a sort of compliment. As everyone will confess life without an asshole would probably be very uncomfortable.

A shit head on the other hand, now thats a really useless individual and the term is best used in a deragatory sense. Like hey shit head get the fuck off my property!

Give this a try in your daily life you might find that you like it better.

Thats all for now shit heads! (not you im just practicing)

Its funny, people actually read this blog and take it seriously. I mean sure theres a bit to be learned when im not venting but i guess thats what gets them going. Like when im complaining about how much something sucks, then i talk to to a guy, and hes all hot headed because he took it to heart. WHy? Sensitive? Emotional? Little dick, bitch made, sissy boys? Go home to your fucking momma if you dont like the blog bitches.

Sorry that was un called for, i Guess im cruel.

At any rate i have a story for the non believers. Its about the ants and the elephant.

One day an old elephant was at the watering hole drinking his fill, there was a tribe of ants sipping from a puddle near by. The elephant being high and mighty took a shit in the puddle then laughed. Later in life the elephant stumbled and hurt itself, nobody knows what happend but the elephant was weakened. Weary and exhausted it stopped under a shade tree to rest. The ants remembered the elephant and began to swarm over its wounds. Too tired and too sanguine to notice the insignificant ants, they swarmed over him in a billion passes eating away all bits of flesh till there was nothing left.

The End.

Moral of the story?
Smile Now, and Cry Later
Or, Your Loss Is My Gain
Or, IM coming to get ya.
Or, I just made you smile

Dear sponsors please stop submitting your galleries to me, I just havent found the time to signup for your FHG’s yet. Either that or they sucked so bad they did not warrent even the issuing of a text link for your inclusion in my index. Fuck you very much and have a nice day.

So there are people out there that think i came down with the last drop of rain. I honestly believe that, it’s the reason why i got 400 emails a day trying to sell me stocks. The reason i get 20 emails a day telling me my checking account with a bank i dont even bank with needs me to email them with sensitive information. I can only guess that it’s also the reason people ICQ me trying to sell me stuff. OK no problem here if you have a reputable site. But folks if you dont even have a web site and at least three or four reputable clients, dont bother me at all. PERIOD. I dont know you so i will not do business with you, especially if you don’t even have a site. How am i suppose to validate your services?

Maybe thats the point?

Duh Fucking Duh, PimpSticky.com aint your fucking Mark, Bitches!

Let me pose a question, How much does it cost to get a new customer as opposed to keeping an existing one?

I have to tell you I wonder if anybody is actually thinking about the big picture, recently a software company was gloating about how many sales they have for their product. The number was indeed something to brag about, but I wonder how many happy customers actually exist for the firm.

I personally use their products, in fact just purchased another copy. I mean there was a big celebratory sale going on 10% now thats nice. I continue to use the product even though support for the product is not exactly what i consider top notch.

WHY?

I suppose it has to do with overall value. I never really thought about this untill now. The initial price of the product was low its feature set seemed pretty decent. A relatively smart script in my opinion although it lacks some of the power of the leading product in its field. That was a compromise i was willing to take, I figured what the hell its rumoured to work on sites doing over a million hits it has to be good!

Sure enough it is good, but there are just so many god damn quirks to using the thing that it damn near drives you insane. However to be fair this is to be expected for any product designed for our industry. (READ: We NEED More PRO Software Companies!)

I Digress. The issue is value, how much is the initial price worth to you if over the long term support is slow or worse ceases to exist. How many times have you purchased software just to watch that company go out of business all together? How much does lack of support cost you?

Afraid to say?

OK, I will go first. The total amount spent on derelect software for my company in the past five years exceeds ten thousand U.S Dollars. Certainly a lesson learned the hard way, wouldnt you say?