When you goto a potential trade and see MYSQL errors or lots and lots of broken images or just strange things that make you go hmmmmm, RUN dont walk, get as much distance between you and it as possible.

And whatever you do, dont look back. Not for all the cookies and milk in the world. Just keep on going, save yourself before its too late

Hey babe,
heard you got good productivity.
Lets go out on a date.

No?

Why?

Oh. . .

Is it because im not your type?

Is it because you think your better than me?

Is it because you think im not cute?

You think im ugly dont you?

BITCH!

WHORE!

Its ok, i know you dont mean it. YOu cant see it. But im drinking milk, for strong bones and a healthy body. And when my dicks in your ass then you’ll know. I love you sweety.

(OK that didnt come out right, I hope people know what i mean. Heh, fuckit)

FUCKIT

FUCK THIS SHIT

AHHHHHH

(Hmmm ok, maybe not)

Lately im battling the burnout demon and it occured to me the big problem is lack of organization on my part.
So im starting to work on a schedule for the week.
It’s been done before lets see if it works.

In other news, my latest TGP Googiver is doing just fine, im spending alot of time on it these days just to make sure things go smooth while its young (While its young? Sounds like its alive.).

Traffic is rising steadily and i can entertain trades of 2,000 per day. Not super duper but hey its productivity is pretty nifty.  If your game for it my icq is 2508348

So been doing my duty building the internet again which kinda requires that i submit stuff to search engines TGP’s etc. And every time i do, i get a fresh crop of hot fresh spam!

Yes folks its a little known/well known/ unknown secret that the best way to get more spam is to submit things to other webmasters, and webmaster services.

It’s almost as if some of them are spammers, or at the least some of them have sloppy security allowing for others to hijack their lists. Frankly it just sucks goat how shitty the situation has become.

Gone are the days when a guy could just submit to 1000 different places and not expect 100 pieces of junkmail the next day. Oh well i guess its better than 1000 pieces, call it spam karma.

Pimpsticky.com is pretty tired looking lately. I havent updated with an entry or antyhing for a while. Almost seems like i stopped blogging. Well I guess i have and havent, what’s really happening, Is im busy and don’t see the point to blog so much. I guess im feeling nostalgic today.

I decided this blog needs an enema, a fresh theme some new content maybe even some TLC. People are actually reading the thing and I guess that should be encouraging.

Thats all fine and good but these things are not enough to make me want to blog.

You know what would get me back into the act? Something that made blogging so easy i could just do it whenever i wanted to. Oddly enough i just happened to find the perfect tool for the job.

The good folks at performancing.com have created the most clever and useful firefox plugin to date. All you have to do is download it and configure it and presto you can make blog entries directly from it. No need to login to your booring ass blog admin or any of that tired crap.

So maybe i will blog more often, but just maybe i wont. After all thats the best part of a blog, I can do what i want when i want to

Just launched a new site today GooGiver
Its running AT3 and Smart Thumbs (ST) ~ Good stuff
I started using ST on one of my other TGP’s not long ago allblackvids
Im still using Comus on bigcummovies but im not sure for how long.
You see i like comus but i just dont really understand it as well as i do ST

Im trying a new format with googiver i used to stick to strictly making my sites viewable for 800 x 600 but now im shooting for 1025 x 768

My logic is that if your going to do big thumbs and offer movies, most likely your target audience is broadband and has a newer computer. This means you can give them more smut per pixel than before.

I havent changed 100% though i still recommend optimizing for 800×600 for paysites etc.

Annoying & Dishonest: Many are touting that they have thousands of free hosted galleries available for use. To most webmasters this conjures up the image of thousands of unique quality galleries. The reality is however often quite different, what do you get when you take 100 galleries and dress them up in 10 different templates?

FuNny Math: 100 Galleries X 10 Templates = 1000 Galleries!

Sad but true people, its the new math so get used to it. How many man hours have been wasted around here sifting throught he shit people are passing off as free hosted galleries? I could not tell you but would certainly like to know the answer myself! This is just the begining of the bubbles floating on top of the cess pool filled with shitty free hosted galleries though. It does get better, (or stranger depending on how you look at it) take for example the annoying trend of storing the thumbs in GIF format.

Sin Sin Sin! GIF format is not to be used to display pictures. Repeat never use GIF’s for pictures! This is webmaster 101 type shit if you need to know why i pity you. But in the spirit of detante i will break it down for you, JPEG compression is more suitable for pictures because of the nubmer of color gradients involved. You get better quality and better file size with JPEG. The fact that some sponsors are sticking their thumbs into GIF is really special because the rest of the images on their galleries are also GIF too! So logos etc all gif!

Why I Should Stab Your Goof Ass With Sharpened GIF’s! My TGP likes thumbs and my management program kindly seperates GIF’s which are usually trash from JPEG which are usually low quality crappy thumbs that i also throw in the trash. But on occasion some of those JPEG’s are good! Thats when i add them to my TGP! Hooray! Aside from causing a cluster fuck with the process of updating, your also wasting bandwidth. If you dont value your own money then maybe its because your stealing mine? I could be paranoid, im sure your mothers trust you though and that should really be good enough for me too!

But wait theres more! In the age of razor thinly niched sites most sponsors are still dumping their galleries into one big pot for affiliates to skim through. Even those that take time to generically categorize their slop are doing so in a haphazard method. I have on several occasions selected hundreds of supposedly properly themed galleries only to toss all but a few. One day these people will figure out its better to properly categorize and sort than generalize, lie, and duplicate.

Service:Recently i was suprised by Thurbs At Niched Sites (I get no money from this endorsement or by you clicking that link) he goes the extra mile to actually pick out FHG’s with thumbs of my exact specification. Thats the kind of thing other programs need to focus on, service!

While im on a tear about crappy free hosted galleries, lets not forget the biggest single impediment for TGP owners when it comes to making money using them.

QUALITY: Squeezed, squished, compressed or oppressed?? What should I call the miserable shitty looking thumbs which clog the back channels of the most major Affiliate Programs? Lets just settle on the generic term slop. You could if you so choose, make higher quality thumbs and video too for that matter. This would increase sales from affiliates and probably on most of your tired ass sites as well! Make the thumbs as big as you can why skimp and make them tiny, make your ads bigger too! Why not we are all in this to make money, correct?

GIGO: Garbage in Garbage out ~ If you cock knockers think for a minute any self respecting webmaster who works for a living is going to use crappy quality galleries long term you are wrong. We are just waiting for someone that knows what the fuck they are doing to come along and give us another alternative!

The Last Word: As always i leave that to you, chances are though you just lurk my site to pilfer good ideas and acquire common sense. 99/100

Hey gang!
Been doing some thinking lately, and i decided to take a radical departure in the way i communicate my feelings.

Asshole will no longer be used by me as a form of profanity from now on i will use the much better phrase shit head.

Why?

It’s simple an ass hole is a vital orifice so calling someone this term is almost a sort of compliment. As everyone will confess life without an asshole would probably be very uncomfortable.

A shit head on the other hand, now thats a really useless individual and the term is best used in a deragatory sense. Like hey shit head get the fuck off my property!

Give this a try in your daily life you might find that you like it better.

Thats all for now shit heads! (not you im just practicing)